Moisturizer 

A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.

Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!"

Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."

Moisturizer by Anna! =) December 1, 2009

Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

Moisturize my situation by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010

moisturizer 

n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.

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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.

moisturizer by gnostic1 November 9, 2012

midnight moisturizer 

you jerk off into a sleeping or passed out girls hand, then tickle her nose with a feather, then she proceeds to wipe her face with her seaman filled hand

Last night Nicole got hammered and passed out, so Chris gave her the midnight moisturizer. She woke up in the morning and looked like a glazed doughnut.

midnight moisturizer by Sean A. Collins December 27, 2007

manayunk moisturizer

the large amount of semen left on a bar skank after the man has pulled out and ejaculated all over her back or chest. this semen is then rubbed into the skin while attempting to wipe it off; thus leaving a moisturized feeling

brotato: Hey man, did you end up slaying that River Rat last night?

bro: Yeah dude. She came back to my place and I gave her some Manayunk moisturizer on her back after I fucked her from behind.

brotato: haha. skank!

manayunk moisturizer by king j$ July 26, 2010

Moisturize 

When a man ejaculates on the suckee's face during Oral Sex.
This can be suitable during the 'night-after' conversations or if one appears to be 'glowing' as a result of getting some.

" Did you moisturize your face last night Liz?"

" Goodbye pearl necklace! hello face moisturizing!"

" The slob fucking moisturized my face"

Moisturize by Bootles December 30, 2005

beard moisturizer 

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing

She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed

beard moisturizer by KingTrice June 13, 2017