Electric monk 

An Electric Monk is a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers wash tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watch tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you what is becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expect you to believe.

"Excuse me sir, would you like to hear about the blessings of our lord and savio--"
"Tell it to the electric monk."

Electric monk by Kakapo March 27, 2009

Crap Monk Stank 

A phrase used when your not satisfied with the answer you get to an asked question, commonly used by " Mumbles " Edbassmaster...

Can I get a Bartle Doo Taco ? Sorry Sir we don't have those....." Crap Monk Stank " Anyone else gotem longside 95 ?

Crap Monk Stank by TJ The Savage May 24, 2011

Monk Mode 

a mental state that allows the individual to assume control over his or her mental well-being and eventually augment his value in an attempt to revamp his life conditions.

Every first week of every month I go into monk mode to elevate my consciousness.

Monk Mode by WhiteMustang03 February 2, 2020

Le monk 

The coolest being in the universe (refering to dhillon)

Hey Le monk

Le monk by Lemonk November 30, 2019

mink mink mink 

The sound of someone beating the dog shit out of someone, especially with three punches

Bro, Jerome beat the fuck out of Jimmy, all it took was one wrong look, then mink mink mink

mink mink mink by Apersonofthosearth December 19, 2022

Moik 

A Work Used To Describe Someone Who Is "Hard", "Cool", "Hardcore" or "Tough." This word is mostly only used in the areas around Perth, Scotland

Wow! He's Moik

That looks Moik

Moik by anonymous September 6, 2020

monk and bail 

the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
or...
the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...

Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
or....
He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"

monk and bail by LOTF2013 September 13, 2011