mobile 

the sick from a cow-
mo (cow) - bile (sick)

mobile by The Flying Teapot August 5, 2003

Mobile 

The shittiest band to ever come from Canada, and lots of shitty bands come from Canada. They have terrible songs and their lead singer dances like a fucking guido.

Joe: "I want to just go up on stage while that stupid Mobile bastard is singing and dancing his gay dance and punch him a clean shot right in the jaw."

Mitch: "Oh yeah!"

Joe: "I want to see his jaw actually rip free of his head."

Mitch: "I guess that would be cool."

Mobile by Riverboy July 24, 2006

mobile 

Term used by amateur radio operators to denote that the operator is driving in the car. When operating morse code, amateur operators send an abreviated "/M", which comes out sounding exactly like "shave and a haircut, three bits."

kr9uz de nz4fk/m. just slammed into a parked car. must stop transmitting code from the /m. sk kr8uz de nz4fk k

mobile by a pseudonym April 6, 2004

Mobile 

Anything that can move around freely or without a problem and is usually a mobile phone or a mobile ketchup

The ketchup bottle was mobile because everyone was able to move freely.

Mobile by #sadtruth June 20, 2019

Mobile

When looking for a dealer that has a car and will drive to you to sell you wee.

“Who mobile, cs I need some smoke”

Mobile by Sexyy24 March 6, 2026

Mobile Game Ads

Mobile Game Ads are ads that you get for mobile games that have a stupid ass caption on the top that sounds like a fucking youtube title for an Ali A video and gameplay of someone sucking ass at that game. No mobile game ad goes without that format, or else it is not considered an ad.

"These fucking mobile game ads are making me want to rot in hell. They don't even make sense. Fuck this shit."
-smashes phone-

Mobile Game Ads by nonameihavenocreativity October 28, 2018

Mobile sperm bank 

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session

You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .

Mobile sperm bank by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019