maxerbation

to masterbate for a lengthy time, twizzling the head (tip of the penis) throughout

masterbation for half an hour whilst twizzling his bell end,

basically, Maxerbation

by Firhill April 24, 2008

Moonshine Mixer

A local hippie usually standing outside of a Grateful Dead concert mixing moonshine and tying to cast spells on people. A Moonshine Mixer will most likely have long greasy hair, walk with a staff, weave clothing out of hemp, and throw around magnetic hematite zinger balls. Their moonshine is top notch and probably has a radically high alcohol content. Most policeman are to frightened to go near them.

Negeen: Dad, look at the witches and warlocks stirring up their pots! I'm fricking afraid!
Peetri: No worries, baby! Thats just a Moonshine Mixer.

by Ambassador-C May 20, 2008

Mexercise

When you actually put in the effort to walk the distance from your car and into a Mexican resteraunt, instead of going to the drive thru at Taco Bell

Taco Bell's drive thru is always so long so instead I mexercise. Now I can eat whatever I want! I can burn a whole 10 calories from mexercising!

by Magdalen22 March 8, 2015

Dirty Mixer

A Dirty Mixer is when you mix a combination of excrement, ear wax, belly button fluff and snot all on your finger and then eat it.

Yoo where you at Zanders party last night, Adam was so wasted and ate Liams huge Dirty Mixer .

by Jump2ShootShoot2Jump January 16, 2018

stand mixer

'the greatest invention in mankind' - Marlen Sittampalam
the stand mixer is literally the most overrated jaunty piece of machinery that exists, they normally cost like 60 quid but some idiots may choose to buy them for more. what is the point, if you have one of these, you are definitely the type of guy to send pictures of it to everyone flexing. People who own stand mixers definitely have maths tutors and fail their ad maths exams at gcse. you are a fat neeklen.

Marlen Sittampalam: 'I spent £500 on a stand mixer and it was half price!'

by hoesanna69 March 29, 2022

Tucson cement mixer

The act of peeing inside an anus and then proceeding to fornicate it, creating a wet cement like mixture.

Hey babe, come over for Dinner and a good old fashion Tucson cement mixer.

by Jblanco October 11, 2019

Catalina Wine Mixer

A event that starts out as a small kickback but before you know it There's a guy riding a horse naked, people shotgunning 24 oz beers, three girls making out and all the bathrooms are full of people either fucking or puking or both. It's a god damn Catalina wine mixer.

Dude last night was a fucking Catalina wine mixer. It started with just a football game and ended up with bob screwing a fat chick while Nate puked in the toilet!

by Jdub007 May 4, 2015