drift missile

A car used for drifting that is nonetheless a piece of scrap metal. It provides a foundation for learning/practicing the art of drifting. More or less, a car to fuck shit up without having to worry about it breaking.

Dude are you taking the 2j to track today?
No man I'm bringing the drift missile to work on my angle.

by 2j2j2j February 7, 2014

Missile car

Ratty, cheap cars (usually of Japanese origin) built primarily for drifting. They are often made using spare parts or whatever is lying about on the workshop floor at the time.

Cars are built to be thrashed and beaten about, hence the cheapness of parts and production.

Formula Drift driver Ryan Tuerck owns a Nissan 240SX missile car.

by my pseudonym goes here? July 13, 2012

Fur Missile

A police K9 teaching idiots not to run, one bite at a time.

The fur missile was launched when the suspect ran.

by Tyre Fyre August 10, 2018

Piss Missile

In sports, whether it be baseball/football/hockey what have you, when someone crushes a homer, launches a 60 yard touchdown pass or nets a goal from the blue line on a one timer. Anything that gets an absolute fucking SEND in sports.

“Billy is fighting a 1-2 count right now, the pitcher delivers, AND BILLY HITS AN ABSOLUTE PISS MISSILE TO CENTER FIELD THAT BABY IS LONG GONE!!!!!”

by @99fordwindstar August 10, 2018

Steely-eyed missile man

A NASA astronaut or engineer who quickly devises an ingenious solution to a tough problem while under extreme pressure.

"Houston, the CO2 level has dropped to nine."

"That is good to hear, Aquarius. And you, sir, are a steely-eyed missile man!"

-Apollo 13 movie dialogue

by Deminobody November 10, 2011

magic missile

One of the first, and weakest spells in Dungeons&Dragons and many an RPG

I wanna cast...Magic missile!
Why do you want to cast magic missile, there's nothing to attack here.
I...I'm attacking the darkness!

by Kenthar March 19, 2003

Cuban Missile Crisis

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016