mind blowing

The term that is used by the characters to describe basically every average sexual encounter in every TV-14 show ever, because 1) it's vanilla enough to pass the ratings board 2) TV writers are bad at coming up with sex adjectives.

It actually just means "surpassing your expectations to the point where you aren't sure what to think."

Mary: So I heard you and Gary had sex. How was it?
Sue: Mind blowing! How was your sex with Stew?
Mary: Oh, the same as every night.
Sue: How's that?
Mary: Oh, just mind blowing.

by yoloswagturnupyoo April 5, 2015

mind blowner

Mind-Blowner(n) - 1. The act of having something so awesome happen, your mind is somehow blown so hard, much like a blow job.

Tanner- dude that girl is so hot!
Zach- Yea man im getting a Mind Blowner.
Tanner- Damn man me too!

by tannerandzachdoeeeee October 3, 2013

mind blowing

when a female sees a guy and imagines giving him a blow job

look at her you could hella tell she mind blowing him

by pegasuskv April 14, 2010

Mind blowing

Getting shot in the head

Ronnie McNutt was a mind blowing guy

by drshallow69 August 10, 2023

Mind Blownage

Due to the total plethora of mind blowing, you are left with an explosion of astronomical proportions in the cranial regency.

Example: in the case of felines partaking of cat nip, the mind retracts then expands at an extraordinary rate causing the proverbial mushroom cloud to appear hypothetically (but also realistically, intrinsically, metaphorically, and spiritually, etc.) between their ears in the absence of brain.

"The amount of cheese in the taco was Mind Blownage, brah" - Anonymous

by Jsas September 22, 2023

mind-blowingly-awesome

That kind of awesome where it feels like your brain is trying to explode out of your skull.

Pete: How do you like that hotdog Guy?
Guy: It's mind-blowingly-awesome Pete!
Pete: What's that leaking out of your ears?

by futurejohn May 23, 2014

Mind Blowing

Experience during JFK's assassination that left many people in shock, especially the now-deceased president.

"Damn, JFK's assassination was Mind Blowing!"

by R3DFluXx October 30, 2016