meth tard

N. Person whose relationship (of any kind) to meth directly results in mind-numbingly stupid or tard-like behavior; an otherwise seemingly capable person whose use of meth reduces them to near unimaginable levels of mental incapication and social dysfunction; someone whose desire to produce and deal meth takes them into uncharted territories of uncoordinated and potentially dangerous recklessness.

Power was out all over town when a meth tard driving his portable meth lab ran smack into a sub-station while trying to out run the police and light his pipe at the same time.

by Truman Starr September 10, 2005

mATHS/Meth

Maths is a Spiral
A spiral of life
Equation is mAGIC

mATHS/Meth :)

Teacher: Math is a spiral
Teacher: *draws a spiral on the blackboard*
Students: will you shut up
Students: this is as bad as meth

by Anonymous_ew January 25, 2019

Meth Gay

A male that is generally straight until they get high off Meth and no one else is around except another male that is generally straight and the bang it out - Meth Gay.

Cheston asks Matt if he wants to become Meth Gay like him..

by Meth Reaper September 10, 2018

meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.

I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Meth Puppy

Is someone that is addicted to methamphetamine. A fucking pathetic bottom dweller who wrecklessly and constantly abuses ice. Most meth puppies have hideous skin, rotten teeth, and are all frighteningly skinny with deteriorated muscle tissue. It isn't difficult to pin point a meth puppy. They are constantly screwing over their family and whatever friends they may have to fuel their pathetic and totally nonmeaningful existence in the world.

It seems like every time I read the god damn newspaper, meth puppies are being busted for attempting to cook up batches of go-go juice in their run down, piece of shit trailer or double wide.

That fucking meth puppy stole my X-Box and took it to the pawn shop.

by CAR RAMROD September 1, 2013

Meth Baby

The pugs of the human race. They're mom's used meth while pregnant with them resulting in them being underweight, having a baby face for their entire life, and having tons of health issues. Almost all of them are mentally disabled to varying degrees and it's unknown if they live very long.

Lexi is an adult but looks like a toddler because she's a meth baby

by Kanghikes January 3, 2023

Big Meth

Someone who is definded as a man, a legend, a Demi-God, or King Cobra
A true cocksman in his own right. Just ask and he'll tell yah. Can get you pregnant from the next county.

Legend has it he once snorted cocaine off a strippers posterior on a marathon chopper ride to St. Louis

Has been known to knock someone out with one punch...EVERY TIME. Feared at Meijer and Walmart.
If you cross his fishing line I hope you brought your swim trunks fella. Respects few...fears none. Turned Tinder into Tender and a Clam Digger extraordinaire.

My Wife and I were having trouble getting pregnant, Big Meth looked at her once and now we're expecting triplets of three different cultures.

by Betamale99 February 8, 2019