1. boring Christian college in the middle of Pennsylvania (aka nowhere) where kids know in saying their college name that they will automatically get pitied and/or mad sympathy from other college friends of theirs that rock out every weekend (or even just ponder the idea of hanging out with the opposite sex on say...a THURSDAY?! wtf...) Parents love the idea, kids know if a college has a nickname for Jesus in the title, the college has to be a ball breaker.
SCENARIO 1-
(Someone's mom): "So Jimmy, what college are you going to?"
Jimmy: "Messiah College mam."
Mom: "Oh that's lovely, soo lovely. You'll have such a nice time and make lots of nice friends."
SCENARIO 2-
(Someone normal) "Todd": "Dude, where do you go?"
Jimmy: "Um...well...I go to school in PA."
Todd: "Where in Pennsylvania?"
Jimmy: "Um..you've probably never heard of it..."
Todd: "Come on, I'm sure I have."
Jimmy:"Well...Messiah College?"
Todd: "Damn..."
Jimmy: "Yeah."
----silence-----
Jimmy: "I know...."
(Someone's mom): "So Jimmy, what college are you going to?"
Jimmy: "Messiah College mam."
Mom: "Oh that's lovely, soo lovely. You'll have such a nice time and make lots of nice friends."
SCENARIO 2-
(Someone normal) "Todd": "Dude, where do you go?"
Jimmy: "Um...well...I go to school in PA."
Todd: "Where in Pennsylvania?"
Jimmy: "Um..you've probably never heard of it..."
Todd: "Come on, I'm sure I have."
Jimmy:"Well...Messiah College?"
Todd: "Damn..."
Jimmy: "Yeah."
----silence-----
Jimmy: "I know...."
by Hizzle Mizzle December 6, 2007
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crowd: "Show us the Messiah!"
Mum: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"
crowd: "BRIAN! Show us Brian"
Mum: "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy, now go away!"
Mum: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"
crowd: "BRIAN! Show us Brian"
Mum: "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy, now go away!"
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Audience: "Show us the Messiah!"
The One True Dog: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"
Audience: "RACHEL! Show us Rachel!"
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Audience: "RACHEL! Show us Rachel!"
The One True Dog: "She's not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl, now go away!"
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Get the Messiah mug.That really handsome fellow that has nothing to prove so because he knows he is that guy.
Everybody wants to be him so they cast aspersions on who he is.
Usually he is highly intelligent and prefers actions over rhetoric.
Everybody wants to be him so they cast aspersions on who he is.
Usually he is highly intelligent and prefers actions over rhetoric.
Messiah: The cult of personality, spirituality and physicality.
Guy 1 :“He’s an Ed”
Guy 2 : “Nah he definitely is Wisdumb”.
Guy 1’s girlfriend: “He’s Hot”
(Guy 1 approaches Wisdumb looks him in the eye and see the truth then walks away).
Guy 1 :“He’s an Ed”
Guy 2 : “Nah he definitely is Wisdumb”.
Guy 1’s girlfriend: “He’s Hot”
(Guy 1 approaches Wisdumb looks him in the eye and see the truth then walks away).
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