Jersey meatstick

Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.

Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.

by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010

Floundering Meatstick

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.

I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.

by FINNYFINNYVECHI March 10, 2011

grease old mr meatstick

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.

i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

De Meatstick

Amazing woman, cuddle junky, talented kisser.

That girl is he De Meatstick I have been looking for.

by Stormy mc normy February 28, 2009

The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019

The blending of cheap gas station meatsticks and tequila in ones stomach while blackout-drunk. The amalgamation of which is immediate cause of "sleep-puking".

Hank:" I just finished that whole bag of meatsticks, lets get some sleep."
Me, in the middle of the night: "You alright bud?"
Hank: *Puking in his sleep* "'Merica"
Me: I dont think Ill ever get over The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019.

by turbovolvo August 12, 2021

Meatstick Symphony

When you touch your downstairs compartment in a rythm

David: I beat my meat to porn for 5 minutes.
Jacob: Oh, please! That's nothing! I once did a meatstick symphony to hot anime hoes for 20 minutes 'til I passed out!

by Lmao27 July 17, 2025

Meatstick

A god at Vr

He is as good as meatstick

by Optical0.0 March 20, 2022