Skip to main content

MasterBlaster2000

To insert one’s index and middle finger inside the vaginal canal of a woman and wiggle them around
Blonde : I’m horny
Asian : you want some of that Masterblaster2000?
by Asian Masterblaster2000 April 21, 2022
mugGet the MasterBlaster2000 mug.

MasterPath

MasterPath is a spiritual path that exists purely for the soul of the individual. It teaches one how to go inside, collect one's spiritual currents, and ultimately realize the full expression of soul's innate divinity culminating in Self, Spirit, and God realization.

MasterPath has its roots in the Light and Sound, which has existed at all times and across cultures. In these teachings there is always a Sat Guru, which means true teacher. He presents the teachings through writings and seminars, and lovingly assists students through initiation into the Light and Sound.

Mystics and Saints over time have called the Sound Current the Word, the Music of the Spheres, the Shabd, and the language of the Soul. These words describe the eternal energy that exists at the third eye. References to this spiritual current are found in the works of Socrates, Rumi, Hafiz, Nanak, and more recently Sawan Singh Ji.

MasterPath was founded by Param Saint Sri Gary Olsen in 1987. He is a Sat Guru of the Light and Sound who emphasizes contemplation over meditation for the western mind.
The Master student relationship on a true Light and Sound path such as MasterPath is one of boundless love. All help is given both inwardly and outwardly. If one takes an entire lifetime to recognize a true Master it is a life well lived.
by lovethetruth November 7, 2013
mugGet the MasterPath mug.

J.R. Masterman

A public school in Philadelphia known to be in the top 100 schools in the country. #1 school in the state. Obviously, it is a magnet school but despite this it has very low funds from the city. There is so much competition for enterance that kids who get 95% on their entrance exams are put on the waiting list and often denied admission. Kids there are allowed to graduate in 11th grade (they don't get a graduation but they do get a diploma if they want it in 11th).
You go to J.R. Masterman? Wow.
by Hi __ June 11, 2009
mugGet the J.R. Masterman mug.

masturprank

A term first coined by Dr Gregory House in season 6 episode 13 to denote the feigning of a practical joke on oneself to avert suspicion from other people about one's guilt as a prankster.
Wilson:You created empirical proof that I didn't prank you selling me on the notion that you didn't prank. Maybe you self-pranked.

House: I don't masturprank
by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010
mugGet the masturprank mug.

mastersplaining

When someone seems to enjoy explaining things so much and explain waaaaay more than they need to, you swear they cum while doing it.
Did you see Joe's eyes light up when the teacher asked him what he thought about Beowulf?

Yeah, he was mastersplaining why that book is awesome for like 5 minutes.
by Adambom42 May 30, 2018
mugGet the mastersplaining mug.

masterblading

I was rollerblading through the park yesterday and i decided to start masterblading.
by Sulleyvan July 5, 2008
mugGet the masterblading mug.

Masterpeach

The act of masturbating into a peach. Most commonly by removing the pit and going to town. Do it the right way by having a willing partner finish the remaining contents. Popularized (and possibly invented) by the novel and corresponding film Call Me By Your Name (2017).
Elio masterpeached yesterday and I loved eating the results.
by CMBYN Mafia October 9, 2017
mugGet the Masterpeach mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email