Martyn Dilf Kilroy

Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.
At city all you can hear is Martyn Dilf Kilroy and the four amigos
by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012
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Remy-de martyn hobo wine

A blend of cheap wine made famous by the magic benstead and his addiction to the chin growing drink. If you find a supplier of this rare beverage then be sure to buy it as it is incredibly rare since the company went bust in 1898.
That was a fine drop of Remy-de martyn hobo wine.
by Sam Barcock March 18, 2007
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Martyn Drummond

the definition of your dad going off with your girl
Martyn 2010 Martyn Drummond
by NEWS OF THE WORLD December 06, 2012
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Martyn McGrath

The best dad in the world I’ll always live him love u so much dad!!!❤️❤️❤️
I’ll always love you Martyn McGrath!💋❤️
by Unknown29630 March 27, 2022
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The ol' Ross Martyn

Named after the famous engineer for his excellent ass eating skills
The act of spreading checks and licking the auns
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Martyn

Uncle Martyn, also known as the man who teaches you about life and women.
Where's the nearest lap dancing club? Ask uncle Martyn he will know.
by Uncle Martyn February 12, 2021
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MARTYN

Any guy called Martyn is the sexiest in the entire friend group and can steal any grill or guy he/she wants. Martyns are scientifically proven to have mega long PPs. Especially, any Martyn whose surname begins with C. Like Martyn C.
" Oh My Gosh! That grill is dating a Martyn!! "
by Totally not Martyn C. November 23, 2021
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