Martyn Dilf Kilroy

Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.

At city all you can hear is Martyn Dilf Kilroy and the four amigos

by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012

Remy-de martyn hobo wine

A blend of cheap wine made famous by the magic benstead and his addiction to the chin growing drink. If you find a supplier of this rare beverage then be sure to buy it as it is incredibly rare since the company went bust in 1898.

That was a fine drop of Remy-de martyn hobo wine.

by Sam Barcock March 21, 2007

Martyn

A sexy ginger with the ability to make you laugh for hours. Has so much love to give but doesn’t think he deserves any in return. Martyns are generally closed off to begin with but can open up to the right person.

That guy is so sexy! Have you seen his ginger hair? He must be Martyn!

by Merty Magpie May 30, 2022

Martyn Quintero

The man who inspired the hit "Shine Bright Like A Diamond."

On a crisp autumn day in LA, Rihanna faced a flat tire, frustrated with the manual and tools. Martyn Quintero, a UPS engineer, noticed her distress and offered help. As he fixed the tire, he shared his journey from humble beginnings to success at UPS's engineering department. Rihanna, intrigued by his passion, learned about his relentless work ethic and determination. Inspired, she invited Martyn for coffee, expressing admiration for his story. This encounter inspired "Shine Bright Like A Diamond," a tribute to Martyn and their unexpected friendship. The song celebrated his brilliance, reminding us that inspiration can arise in unexpected places.

by SillyStorySculpter January 5, 2024

The Ross Martyn

The sex act of eating ass

I wanna gave that girl The Ross Martyn

by bob7259 July 22, 2021

The ol' Ross Martyn

Named after the famous engineer for his excellent ass eating skills
The act of spreading checks and licking the auns

Girl gave me the ol' ross martyn last night

by bob7259 July 22, 2021

martyn thomas

Martyn thomas is an Mi5 agent, he is a secret spy. He lives to catch baddies

Phrases have been used like

"That bond bloke has nothing on Martyn Thomas"
"Heyyyy, the names thomas, martyn thomas"
"There's a martyn thomas in my boots" - woody toy story

by JDawgyDawwwwg April 3, 2012