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The ultimate Shrek lover, he's devotion for shrek is so strong that you can feel the force from kilometres away. He prays to shrek every night (shrek is love he says, shrek is life)
The legend say's that when the full moon appears in the void of the night sky and the stars are at the correct position the smell of onions overflows and the the moon becomes green. Then Mario's curse shall be broke with a final spell (This is my swamp).
It's not an ogre Marios.
It's never ogre.
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Marios by Elytis November 20, 2021
Marios is a really nice person and a really kind one. His triaxonic dick is so big that he can jump rope with it

Every time he goes outside every girl goes to him and begs to see his cock

Also in famous brands his has his own form on trousers because his dick can fit in

And last of all he can fuck up to 4 women at the same time and make them bleed in pain.
marios ex. yesterday he went to her friend for movie&pizza and he end up having sex with her and her mom
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marios by multidickman November 20, 2021
Hot gay ,attracted by many woman's and with nice sense of humor
marios by Dr.matt165 November 20, 2021
Mario’s are a great people to be around them they are lazy but they are smart (like a lot) . They can also steal your heart away . They can be as cruel but have a soft heart that everyone can love . They are funny kind and they will always be there when u most need them .
Yo Marios is always there when you need him
Marios by Jack163 November 20, 2021
A guy thats gonna drive you crazy. His enormous dick will destroy your anus, but his big heart will charm you. Funny and sexy, hide your girls already. 100% BMW lover
Group of boys: Yo Marios dont go out, we are afraid you are gonna bang our girls

Group of girls: Omg his dick is hanging out
Marios by anonymous November 20, 2021
Straight avgoustinos o 4os
Marios straight af no cap he be dancing in the club fucking chicks deep in the ass
Marios by Sissy balls November 21, 2021