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menage a trois 

something that should happen when a dude is in bed with two intoxicated girls but often doesnt when that dude doesnt try anything
My boy was bragging about how two girls slept in his bed, but he is too much of a skirt to have a menage a trois. They should have just baked everyone else in the house breakfast instead of sleeping next to each other.
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menage a trois 

Threesome in the smartass language. It reads; "menaja triu". What the fuck.
I feel like having a menage a trois. With you, of course.

Cadet Menage a Trois 

A Cadet Menage a Trois is a three-way that three male cadets have when they get together and spit-roast each other.
Now and then, when Matt's friend, Jamie, drops by, we all have a Cadet Menage a Trois

menage a trois 

Okay get this, menageries only count when its 2 girls and one guy, or in extreme terms 3 girls just lickin eachother up while you and the company of two other females watch. you get the picture.
"In a menagerie, i was hittin paula from the back while janet was under neath askin "is it good" and paula says "oh, its real good'-yeah, yes-fuck my ass baby" and im just-a tootin my own horn thinkin-"like hell im sharin this with another guy".
menage a trois by D February 13, 2004

ménage à trois 

a) (antiquated French of France meaning): a married heterosexual couple living with the lover or mistress of one of the significant others.

b) (new and improved meaning): any form of dysfunctional relationship
i would also qualify as a ménage à trois a domestic arrangement in which a a married couple live not only with their teenage daughter, but their teenager's boyfriend

McNage á Trois 

A pure spin off of the McGangbang, the McNage á Trois is created by dissecting the layers of a Big Mac and adding 3 chicken nuggets in between each bun (works best with a 6 piece).
Tyler: "Fuck I'm hungry"

Dominic: "Wanna go get a McGangbang?"

Tyler: "Nah man, thats old school. I'm gettin a McNage á Trois!"
McNage á Trois by T-DOG74 September 8, 2010

McNage á Trois 

A McChicken inside a McDouble inside a McRib
I can't believe you ate the McNage á Trois.
McNage á Trois by Ty311 December 13, 2010