mach

1) A replacement for the word bitch, this doesn't necessarily mean a "mach" is a bitch, a euphemism.

2) When used as a verb it also is used to replace, almost any word in context.

-Mach, Please.

-I was maching down the street.

by trexer36 June 14, 2010

mache

1) A jerck face.
2) A towel.

Mache ur suck a towel!

by mache February 14, 2005

Mach Jesus

A term used to describe an objects insanely high rate of speed.

joe: why were you late for work today mike?

mike: cause the douche-bag who drives the bus insists that he blow by my stop at Mach Jesus so he doesnt have to pick anyone up, so i missed it.

by Sadistic11B January 15, 2009

Mach Jesus

Something traveling above a "reasonable speed"

My and my buddy went on a beer run last night driving at Mach Jesus in his 2nd gen dodge

by SomeRedneck69 June 10, 2021

mach chicken

An undefined velocity of an object in motion usually applying to something moving very quickly. Most often used when person using word is in an excited state of storytelling.

He was driving his truck at “mach chicken” when he hit the meridian and launched his truck over the ditch.

by Konsch July 11, 2008

mach fuck

as fast as one could possibly ever even imagining going.

i took that turn at mach fuck.

by Birrick September 09, 2008

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 23, 2018