Mab

A mixture of being mad, and being bummed out

Im so mab right now, my uncle died and forgot to pay of my loans for me!

by The mab man February 2, 2017

MAB

Middle Age Butt. A phenomenon in which a woman's ass explodes in size dramatically, over a short period of time. This specific type of enlarged butt can be identified as being much longer vertically than it is wide. Commonly found strapped into dime store-caliber jeans such as Riders, with the waist pulled up high above the belly button. Seen from the profile angle, MAB will not curve out sexily like a badunkadunk, it will lay flat and tall along the back. Also known as mom-butt and mom jeans. It should be noted that the wearing of mom jeans can also be the sole cause of front butt (a butt in the front, below the belly button.)

Damn that lady has some serious frikkin' MAB!

by Larry The Bus Driver September 16, 2008

MAB

Mangy-Ass Bastard. This utterance is used when one comes across a person who is mangy, ass, and a bastard. It's shortened to MAB to keep those out of the loop... well, out of the loop.

Nick: How could you associate with that Mangy-Ass Bastard?
Tina: I don't know, cause I'm a retart?
Joe: Tina, you're not a retart for knowing a MAB. Everyone knows a couple.

by Joe Sabs December 15, 2008

mab

The act of stimulating oneself sexually to the point of orgasm.
Short for: Masturbate

ugh, damn that chick is hot. be right back, guys, i gotta go mab.

by Reln July 14, 2003

MAB

Something ressembleling a shower.
A Funny Thing.

Marilyne has some MAB rap !
She reminds me of a MAB !

by Melliee October 22, 2007

mab

Mystery Ass Beer

Pass me the MAD MOTHERFUCKER?~!@?

by Grax October 23, 2002

mab

Useful term to replace the word man.

"What's going on tonight mab?"

"Sup mab"

"Donovan Mcmabb of the Philadelphia Eagles."

by Shields April 13, 2006