P.U.M.

Post Up Material. Suited for a Post Up.(Banging, fucking, etc.)

Man, this bar is loaded with P.U.M.!

by Russ Malcolm July 10, 2007

M.P.U

M.P.U. is an acronym for Mounted Practice Unit. This unit contains a dildo with a shoulder mount that surounds the head. The M.P.U. has a motor that moves the dildo back and forth. The point of this device is to practice oral sex with a guy.

I suck at giving head, I need to go home and practice with my M.P.U.

by A-ron123 October 31, 2006

e.m.p.u.i.s

Eat my pussy until I scream

Guy: Talk dirty to me
Girl: Fuck daddy I want you to E.M.P.U.I.S

by Trippin420 December 5, 2017

S.T.U.M.P

Stupid Trainee Under Military Protection

This guy is so new to the army, he is still a S.T.U.M.P.

by Gary Bowker April 28, 2006

C.R.U.M.P.

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

by VRnomore April 27, 2010

G.U.M.P

Greatest
Under
Major
Pressure

"Yo Lorenzo never gets phased, he's G.U.M.P fool"

by yayareaHYPHY650 May 6, 2015

P.U.M.A

Pants up my arse

Always happens in a awkward moment, ie, standing in a queue, in a important meeting, chatting to people. When you pants have ridden up your bottom crack, that you feel like screaming.

''I would love to stay and chat with you but i have a slight P.U.M.A problem to deal with first''

by Hilly B July 4, 2008