l.m.b.y.b.o.b.

lick my balls yo big ol bitch, or lick my butt you big ol bitch.

n00b: haha pwned
l.m.b.y.b.o.b.

by price112 February 26, 2008

B.O.M.B

A derogative acronym that stands for "Bald Old Man, Bitch"

Person: Man, that dude over there is a total B.O.M.B.
Person #2: Ew, I know... he's all bald and shit.

by JIF11 April 23, 2008

B.O.M.B

B.O.M.B or Back On My Bullshit

the act of being so fed up with a situation or other people's drama that you resort back to "your bullshit" in other words, partying(drugs and/or alcohol use), fuckboyish and whorish ways.

What happened with you and Steve?

He broke my heart so I'm B.O.M.B.

by Brii3diison June 18, 2018

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake

Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*

by XYungeloest July 11, 2021

B.O.M.D

B.O.M.D means boy of my dreams its a reference to clairo’s song, B.O.M.D its self explanatory.

Girl 1: “Hey look he’s the guy who hmu”
Girl 2: “No way!”
Girl 1: “He’s the B.O.M.D”

by peachyeraser June 30, 2018

W.O.O.M.B.

An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.

Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere else. If I wanted to work with an asshole I would have been a proctologist.

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009