laser focus

Intensely paying attention to a single object, concept, person, or activity to the exclusion of everything else.

She had such laser focus on a guy named Chad that she failed to realize that her best friend was in dire trouble.

by Zappoblappo November 26, 2013

LaserSharp

Literally the biggest boomer in all of UL. Honestly, LaserSharp is a stupid beaner and he should die. LaserSharp is one of the owners of ARP (Abnormally Red Piss) squad, which is filled with entitled faggots that think they're cool.

Ew, it's LaserSharp, let's kill him!

That kid seems pretty stupid, it must be LaserSharp.

by iFuckMyBrother24/7 September 16, 2019

laser pointer

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

lasers

coming from the title of Lupe Fiasco's upcoming album "Lasers" are the opposite of losers.

"Lasers shed light on injustice and inequality. Losers stand by and let things happen. Lasers act and shape their own destinies. Lasers find meaning and direction in the mysteries all around them. Lasers stand for love and compassion Lasers stand for peace. Lasers stand for progression. Lasers are revolutionary. Lasers are the future. We will not lose beause we are not losers, we are Lasers!"

by KPrinz July 3, 2009

Laserbation

The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.

John: Why isn't my gun working dude?

Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.

John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.

Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting

by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010

brown laser

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea

An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.

by txba397 December 20, 2008

laser blaze

The act of smoking copious amounts of marijuana in an airtight room as one or a group of smokers use high-power laser pointers and/or mini projectors to illuminate the marijuana smoke, thus creating a light beam smoke show

Max: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine and a laser pointer for tonight's dinner party and laser blaze

by Mirujuana January 13, 2013