A person who is rude, and when given something (such as candy) will not say thank you. This person is also known for having a penis that is smaller than anyone you know. Like a centimeter would be generous.
Dude, what a Lurch Party, he whipped his vagina out in public, and didn't even say thank you when trick or treating!
by alkalinetrioistheshiz November 3, 2009
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Barney: I’m hungry
Ken: Let’s do lurnch at Superior Seafood. We can order some stay-cups of mimosa’s ore keep the crossfade cocktails on hand and make it a brush
Ken: Let’s do lurnch at Superior Seafood. We can order some stay-cups of mimosa’s ore keep the crossfade cocktails on hand and make it a brush
by the comand'r October 22, 2022
Get the lurnch mug.1-Slang name used by African American youths in the DC, Maryland and Virginia area to describe a black mail with long hair that acts heterosexual however is suspected of being a queen.
2-Typically Lurch is a "Big talking" ladies man that no one ever sees with a woman.
2-Typically Lurch is a "Big talking" ladies man that no one ever sees with a woman.
by EL_Coyote April 6, 2010
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Get the lurch mug.When one has smoked enough marijuana in a communal situation that they sit idly & forget they're holding the bowl rather than passing it to the next person. Similar to the term bogart, but in this case it's caused by being stoned enough to become forgetful rather than just being greedy or selfish; it also applies almost exclusively to bowls (& bongs) rather than to joints. Ironically, it typically takes the others in the room some time to realize someone is Lurching the bowl because they're all stoned enough to forget who's holding it too.
This term is not widely used, & has its origins in the Chicago suburbs in the late '80's.
This term is not widely used, & has its origins in the Chicago suburbs in the late '80's.
by Doktor Schadenfreude February 6, 2010
Get the Lurching mug.When you're on the verge of sleep but you're dumb ass body makes this abnormal and completely ridiculous twitch that you have no control over and it wakes you from your peacefulness and leaves you thinking 'goddammit' while you're friends look at you with stupid expressions on their faces and wonder why you're scowling in silence.
And then they laugh at you, the pricks.
And then they laugh at you, the pricks.
Child 1: Hey what was that you were doing in your bed last night? Looked like someone tasered you.
Child 2: Lurching. It sucks.
Child 3:*Laughs* I'm gunna Urban Dictionary this shit!
Child 2: Lurching. It sucks.
Child 3:*Laughs* I'm gunna Urban Dictionary this shit!
by scarheadpotter July 9, 2011
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