Luncheon Meat Curry

Something mildly awful.

Well the taps don't work and the neighbors smell like cheese. It's a bit of a luncheon meat curry.

by Jeffphff June 22, 2011

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

stuntin like luncheon

wearing fresh clothes like your attending a formal lunch

Christian's swag is awesome today, he's stuntin like luncheon.

by heartbrecklovesosa March 1, 2017

luncheon meat dungeon

A Vagina of a woman packed with luncheon meat truncheon

Man what a fucking tight luncheon meat dungeon your mom has.

by Joel Allan June 22, 2006

Luncheoner

A participant in a luncheon: a formal lunch. In addition the word can be used to refer to an individual who participates in the group |swallowing| of |ejaculate| especially |bukkake|.

A luncheoner should dress appropriately for the meal.

by Abad Shuda Nim December 18, 2015

Naughty Luncheon

When a man performs oral sex on multiple random woman

A group of horney girls at the party asked Jon if he wanted to come to their naughty luncheon

by Naughty Country Girl September 30, 2021