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lagging

The act of becoming lagged: Because broadband is much like crack, we need access to it 24/7. When our gloriously fast connection slows by mere milliseconds we become irate and frustrated. In some instances, a feeling of malcontent creeps into the soul of the afflicted. Time and reality is distorted beyond recognition. This is what is common referred to as "lagging" in the gamer world. Lagging has been associated with the mysterious and random creation of acronyms such as STFU and WTF. Beware of those suffering from this affliction. Warping, twitching, and team genocide are common side effects of lagging.
Lagging will cause you to make irrational decisions, and incoherent statements such as: "I’ve been lagging ever since my mom called someone from china."
by cTaylor July 23, 2004
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lagging it

Taking your time to do something, usually getting ready to go out
Jeff: Just one more song bro, then I just gotta put a top on, find my keys and I'm good to go
Andrew: Quit lagging it out you wasteman
Jeff: Aight chill man, you know I'm the lagmeister what do you expect bro
by TheLagmeister3k February 7, 2017
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Key lagging

Bad typing. When you have no spaces and random letters in some kind of text or IM.
Person One: jjjjjjjjjsdakkkkkkkk

Person Two: wtf?

Person One: Oops sry key lagging
by kingman212 January 12, 2011
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Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you
I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace
by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016
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lagging

the art of being absolutely wasted its a truly beautiful state
i got well lagging last night!
by tel January 27, 2005
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K-lagging

1) A girl who cleanses the skin of the testicles for sexual pleasure.
1) I fell in the mud and Kryslte was K-lagging me.
by Freddy November 17, 2004
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Lagging

Most common in the gaming world, where movements made by a controller take toll seconds later. Usually known with Internet where a user's internet is too slow to cope with the game. Effects from other users may see a player "Jolting" accross the screen and may not be able to kill or shoot the "Lagger".
(CoD4) - Damn that bitch is lagging like a bitch, my shots aint registering!
by xPIMPEDYOURMOMx September 28, 2008
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