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The London Oratory

A place of Roman Catholic teaching where instead of a school prom, there is chapel every other week. On special occasions such as saint's feast days, jugs of very poorly rationed cordial is handed out to the pupils at lunch. Members of this place are referred to as Oratorians. An Oratorian can easily be summoned through loudly chanting "pater noster" in which the summoned Oratorian will reply "qui est in chelis". Pupils of the London Oratory will be told that they go to the "Eton of state schools" only for when they visit Eton in rugby matches the pupils are puzzled due to the lack of similarity in any shape or form. Each of the 7 years are divided into six houses, which very uncompetitively compete to win the annual house cup. This is due to the fact that not one individual is aware of how a house gets points only that when you come back after the summer another house's name is added onto the big wooden board.
I go to the London oratory it's kind of put me off the whole Catholicism idea.
The London Oratory is in severe debt but at least the library looks cool.
by The true shoe shop July 20, 2018
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London broil

This is large brown steaming hot terd digested out of your ass in one solid titanic of a floater or sinker, after not shitting for a couple days.
I swear my kid just shit a London broil! How did something that size even get out of him and I wonder if I need to cut back on the grilled cheese and fruit snacks?
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
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Lawless London

guy 1: did you hear about that lad got stabbed yesterday?
guy 2: ye just another stabbing in lawless london innit
by CityOfLondon February 11, 2019
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london look

Gap between the two front teeth
by Sharkeisha287 December 5, 2013
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oli london

A weird crazed stalker fan that loves Jimin from BTS.
Friend: Ew is that Oli London?

Me: Ugh. Why is he even here. He is obsessed with Jimin.
by creamyclamchowder July 13, 2020
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Londoncentric

It’s use has become quite common now in the United Kingdom and has two possible meanings:

1 It can mean centred on London and the belief that what is happening there is a true reflection of what is happening in the country as a whole. This belief is a mainstay of pundits, prognosticators and think tanks, which probably explains why they so often get things so wrong it would be laughable if it wasn’t so damned annoying.

2 It is also used to describe the attitude of Londoners, not just those born there, but transplants from elsewhere who seem incapable of understanding that London is not the centre of the universe. This self-centred, egotistical arrogance has led to the belief that anywhere else in the country or even the world is not worthy of their attention. In short it describes people whose heads are so far up their own arseholes that if their eyes aren't brown then they ought to be.
1 In an interview on Channel 4 News, January 2014 Chuka Umunna, Shadow Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills, used the word Londoncentric when replying to a question concerning the British Government's economic figures.

2 Since he was moved to HQ, Malcolm has become really londoncentric.
by AKACroatalin February 13, 2019
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oli london

a fucking pig and a disgrace to the kpop community. he's also is a koreaboo and saesang
he responded to a girl : " i'm not the one wearing a burqa, a symbol of opression and brainwashing", he made fun of a person that was in a firework accident saying they were ugly and many more. if you want more examples search them up because they're all there. oli london is a bad person, report his social media accounts until his account gets deleted and if he makes another one one report him again
by fluffy chimchim <3 June 28, 2020
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