Louie Slugger

A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.

I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.

He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.

by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020

Louisexual

Someone who is attracted or in love with Louis Tomlinson

Person 1: what’s your sexuality

Harry styles: louisexual

by 🙄🏃🏽‍♀️💨 December 17, 2020

Louiza

She's a really cute person and extremely talented. Queen of debate. She can even write songs, fanfics, whatever u name it. Really supportive and kind. Mess with her and you're dead. #girlboss

D: damn yes Louiza keep the fanfics going
L: On it. *writes so many scenarios of her bestfriend with a boy*

by yayayaya_iykyk October 21, 2021

Claire Louise

Claire Louise is one of the best types of friends you can have. She will hype you up when you're feeling down and randomly compliment you. But once she's comfortable around you she teases and makes fun of you. She is always down to do fun and risky things no matter what it is. If there is something wrong she takes it seriously and is really helpful. She laughs a lot and is super smiley. When she's not having a mood swing she'll dance and sing with you and makes you forget about your worries. She puts almost everything off, from schoolwork to small tasks, but that's Claire Louise for you. love you girly

Girl 1: i just met Claire Louise. She is sooo sweet!

Girl 2: omg ik! i love her she is the best

Guy 1: wait are you guys talking about Claire Louise? She is so cool!

by maeveee October 26, 2020

Jersey Louie

A Jersey Louie is a right-hand turn followed by an immediate U-turn near the same intersection, in simulation of the compulsory jug-handle left turns common in the State of New Jersey. They intentionally effectuate a very safe left turn over the intersection , and are similar in shape to a jug-handle turn (without actually being one). A Jersey Louie is a ideal for when an accident or other fuck-up is clogging your egress leftward. Legend has it that Jersey Louies are the informal antecedent of formal jug-handle intersections.

Hotchkiss: I need to turn Eastbound but that ice cream truck is busted down in the left turn lane.

Michaela: Do a Jersey Louie.

Hotchkiss: Good thinking! A Thousand Blessings ! We slipped past that cluster-fuck at the light !

by joedaprogramma July 28, 2016

Louiza

A pretty, beautiful, smart, friendly girl who helps others, and isn't selfish.

"Wow. Louiza is so nice."

by Lolzgirl123 March 12, 2009

Louise

A girl of unrivalled beauty - both external and internal. Her smile has an irresistible quality to it; it gives you the sense that there is no-one she is so pleased to be with as you. She is cute, she is sweet, she is caring. She is Louise.

Person 1: Wow, that girl's amazing
Person 2: Yeah, she's a real Louise.

by Ali G 69 March 16, 2013