lotus

1. A flower.
2. An exotic, expensive British sports car.

When I raced my Porsche against the Lotus, the Lotus owned my ass!

by Imports Kick Ass August 8, 2003

lotus

Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious

That f**king car is a Lotus

by Huw_Jarse November 3, 2005

lotus

you call something a lotus when it falls apart easily it stands for Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

bro that lotus esprit is a lotus so it will die

by wolfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 10, 2017

lotus

similar to the shocker squared, the lotus is a double-handed hybrid maneuver. the middle fingers finger the pussy, the pinkys finger the anus, and the index fingers play with the clit.

dude, did you hear about justin? he gave sam the lotus.

by drew July 12, 2003

lotus

A name for a vagina.

I love the taste of lotus

by Adam Harigast February 1, 2005

lotus

1. a pink flower with a pod center and usually found in water, esp. koi ponds or other asian waters.
2. short for "Dark Lotus"

1. "I gave my girlfriend a lotus flower to show her my love."
2. "'Lotus' means family mutha fahka!"

by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003

lotus

(n.) British brand of small sports car, usually driven by women. 0-60 in about 5 seconds, the best handling ever all for the price of a cheap maercedes. Downside is that they usually devalue quickly because of shoddy manufacturing, and become a burden to keep running after ten years.

The Lotus Esprit s1 went underwater in the 007 movie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004