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Losanna is a beautiful, smart girl. She is a great artist. She is out going and hilarious. She can be inappropriate sometimes! She has an awesome personality and has lots of friends. Boys go crazy over her too. She plays different sports and is great at all of them. Of course she has the most perfect eyebrows in the world. We love Losanna!!!!!!!!LTK
Losanna is perfect! Yess!
by Lovely#30 November 5, 2018
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LOSTalgia

The feeling of emptiness that follows the finale of the ABC series "LOST". Symptoms include using characters as your Facebook avatar for no reason, playing 4-8-15-16-23-42 on your weekly lottery tickets, eating imaginary peanut butter out of empty jars, employing phrases like "This is my destiny!" and "See ya in another life, brotha" in daily conversation - often with bad Scottish accents and out of context - and creating Urban Dictionary definitions for "LOSTalgia" as a means of coping with the loss.
Friend#1: "What's that you're listening to?"

Friend #2: "Geronimo Jackson."

Friend #1: "Feeling the LOSTalgia again, huh?"

Friend #2: (nods....cries a little) "

Friend# 1: ".....You really need to get a girlfriend."

Friend #2 (suddenly angry): "Do you know badly I want to kill you?"

Friend #1: "Uh...yeah....I'm gonna go now. Don't stay up too late."

Friend#2: "Don't tell me what I can't do!"

Friend #1: (walks away without another word)

Friend #2: (calls after him) We have to go back!
by big_baggins June 3, 2010
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lotation

when you attempt to make a song parody, but you fuck it up so bad, that a new word is created to explain how fucking bad it ended up.
Steven tried to make an ocean man parody but it ended in lotation.
by Manuel69 October 1, 2017
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Lostaholic

A person who lives and thrives off of the popular tv show "Lost". Lostaholics feed off of plot twists, unsolved mysteries, and time travel. Many Lostaholics attend LA (Lostaholic Anonymous) meetings, where they discuss previous happenings on their favorite tv show, and also make predictions of what is to come. Lostaholics are often found trading seasons of "Lost," re-watching old episodes, and researching hidden islands in the Atlantic.
John: Hey dude, wanna come play pool around seven?

Sean: Fuck no! It's a Tuesday and I have to find out what happens on Lost!

John: You are such a damn Lostaholic.
by skifreemt February 25, 2010
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litsa

Litsa, in Greek means the right hand of God. Litsas are bubbly, social butterflies, beautiful, courageous, popular, trustworthy, and make the best of friends.
Litsa originates from the name Evangilia
by GreekGeek November 28, 2013
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lolsanchez

n. el-oh-el-san-chehz

1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)

2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!

Richard Johnson: Who?

Matt Mosley: lolSanchez

Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.

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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
by penguin farmer July 18, 2013
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loosagne

A multi-layered toilet treat akin to a nice meaty lasagne dinner. You can celebrate a 'Loosagne' after taking a poop and commencing the wipe action. During wipe-time the need for another poop ensues leading to a second shitty layer being neatly placed on top of the paper, and so the cycle continues. Anything more than 2 poop layers and you can consider yourself a Loosagne master. The cheesy topping is optional, but highly recommended !
Sorry I'm late, I got caught out by an unexpected need to bake a loosagne.
by ustinkypoo July 9, 2016
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