lot lizard

A person, genrally a woman, who is "ideal" by Cody's standards.

Cody is speaking to the lot lizard at Croc Rock.

by OldManCook June 17, 2009

lot lizard

a truck stop prostitute is usually referred to as a lot lizard mainly because they are usually hanging around truck stop parking lots trading intercourse or the act of fellacio for crack. the term lizard refers to the fact that prostitutes have no souls.

billy bob: hey rusty nail who was that in your truck just now?

rusty nail: oh, just some lot lizard trading her sorry self for some crack. too bad that was just baby powder.

by brandilla tha thrilla March 21, 2010

Lot Lizard

A male or female prostitute that frequents truck stop lots, parking lots, etc.

"That truck stop in Buffalo is filled with Lot Lizard's."
"That guy gets a ton of Lot Lizards."
"They are a bunch of Lot Lizards, you know they're trucker suckers, hookers who hang around the rest stops and truck stops and have sex for money with the truckers and travelers that stop there for gas."

by TheTrueIlluminati April 13, 2019

Lot Lizard

A Mexican named Tomas Garcia who lives in Discovery Bay. He frequently performs lot lizard activities in shopping mall plazas in a electric vehicle.

There goes the Lot Lizard.

by A BigOl' Boi June 24, 2022

Lot Lizard

Men that hang out in the parking lots of parks or forest preserves looking for other men to have relations with in the woods. usually they back into parking spaces to make it obvious to other lot lizards their intentions

when you go to griffith park stay clear of the lot lizards

by Uberism June 20, 2010

lot lizard

In car dealership terms. A customer walking around browsing at cars that doesn't plan on buying.

Person A - Do you have a buyer?
Person B - No, just a couple of lot lizards.

by Chris Russell October 25, 2003

lot lizard

Car salesman
AKA sleezeball

I ain't gonna buy shit from you, lot lizzard

by The Munson February 27, 2004