The act of back-peddling after being caught watching questionable porn. Suspected lorkers commonly use excuses such as "That's not what I was looking for, the search feature must have screwed up" or "Uhhh...I was searching for videos that had doggy style sex, I didn't want to see dogs banging chicks!"
Ryan- "Whoa dude, you watchin some midget porn there fucker?"
Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"
Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."
Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"
Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."
by xxNixonxx June 13, 2014
Get the Lorking mug.The act of killing time while feeling completely worthless inside derived from the words lor (as in dismay) and loafing (to spend time aimlessly).
He was lorfing around again today, I don't think he's done anything productive in the last week since they broke up.
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To lie down for a while and drift in and out of sleep. To relax in comfortable furniture. A highly anticipated rest or nap.
A lazy or unmotivated person. Useless lounger.
Feeling compelled to lie down in a comfortable place, or a very comfortable piece of furniture.
A reverent word for lounging.
To lie down for a while and drift in and out of sleep. To relax in comfortable furniture. A highly anticipated rest or nap.
A lazy or unmotivated person. Useless lounger.
Feeling compelled to lie down in a comfortable place, or a very comfortable piece of furniture.
A reverent word for lounging.
I can't wait to get home and lort for a while.
Sam is such a lort, I tried to call him bt he won't get off the couch to play ball.
I wanted to come meet you guys but I was lorting super hard.
Check out that super lorty looking couch, I could lay there for a while. Ahh lorting.
Sam is such a lort, I tried to call him bt he won't get off the couch to play ball.
I wanted to come meet you guys but I was lorting super hard.
Check out that super lorty looking couch, I could lay there for a while. Ahh lorting.
by Kevymac311 September 18, 2007
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Common Phrases used by ledge lords:
Psycho
Frothin
YTB
Common Phrases used by ledge lords:
Psycho
Frothin
YTB
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Get the Jaden Loring mug.A Loring Park Fountain is a sex act similar to a Bukkake, it is performed with a group of 3 or more guys forming a circle around someone who is on their knees with their mouth open like a baby bird. The guys then proceed to masturbate and ejaculate into the recipient's mouth and once everyone has finished the recipient gargles and sprays the cum into the air like a fountain.
I would really like to see Michele Bachmann receive a Loring Park Fountain with all the members of Congress blowing loads in her mouth.
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