Lorking

where someone gets heart broken and pretends to kill their self

____: who's mommys good boy!
Lorkus: I AM, I AM!
____: nvm im leaving you
Lorkus: I'm lorking myself.

by zxlda February 13, 2026

Lork

To do things in the manner of a particular Lewisham local who shares the abbreviated initials.

I lorked all day yesterday - I hit up the sauna, did some yoga and baked a cake. Topped it off with a delicious glass of sherry!

by Cheeky Geezer February 20, 2026