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Lori is a beautiful girl who can make anyone’s day. She has short blonde hair and light blue eyes. She is obsessed with texting her boyfriend. But she can get very bossy and rude if things don’t go her way. She loves her family and pets and loves making people happy.
Lori is an absolute babe!
Lori by Prettygirl_937 September 1, 2018
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Lori is a mouse, a mouse in a big brown house, she calls herself the hoe with the money blow. She was the mouse who smoked the cheese and light it out, Lori is a witch, a sneaky, little bitch. BUT FUCK THAT MOUSE CAUSE I'M AN ALBATROAZ.
(Verse 1)
Let me tell you all a story
About a mouse named Lori
Yeah, Lory was a mouse in a big brown house
She called herself the ho
With the money, money blow
But fuck that little mouse 'cause I'm an albatraoz

(Chorus)
I'm an albatraoz
I'm an albatraoz

Verse 2
Yeah, Lory said she was a mouse
Smoked the cheese and light it out
Moniley, money, money, ho
Katching, katching, katching, kablow
Lori was a witch
Yeah, a sneaky little bitch
So fuck that little mouse 'cause I'm an albatraoz, woo!
Lori by that_witch_bitch December 23, 2018
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