literally loling 

Actually Literally Laughing Out Loud not just saying so by typing LOL in a text, instant message, chat or the like. Literally loling is usually accompanied by a big Kool-Aid smile that lasts anywhere from a few seconds to several minutes after initial literal laughter subsides or is otherwise contained in order to avoid questions like "whats so funny?" from annoying ease droppers in close proximity or around the vicinity of said loler.

Literally loling takes extra effort to type and conveys to others that lol is not just being used as a sentence-filler by someone lazy or pretending to be amused and therefore should be used sparingly for those true lol moments.

Furthermore, it's use can expand past type/text scenarios when describing a literal lol moment.

K-rizztxt: So how was Vegas?

Metxt: OMG! At TAO, I was dance raped by a Puerto Rican midget chic from New York while her husband was snappin photos saying, "What happens in Vegas baby!" True story!

K-rizztxt: Woah dude! I'm literally loling! I wanna see the pics!

later that day (in a non-textversation)...

Kristi: Dude, you can't send messages like that while I'm at work! I was literally loling and was asked "whats so funny" by my obnoxious cubemate.

Me: Who cares check out the pix on my facespace!!! It was such a the hangover kind of weekend!

Kristi: Sounds like it, if you didn't have proof I'd think you'd pirated it from TFLN.

literally loling by Misa Rose August 14, 2009

looking like a snack 

Basically saying that person looks so good you can eat them all up .

Daaam baby you looking like a snack!

looking like a snack by Senpaijosh May 30, 2016

half-loving 

To not fully/really love someone essentially leading them on or making them believe you love them in a relationship usually, these relationships don't end up working, and one of the parties end up hurting and looking this up on urban dictionary.

John: Yeah, she was half-loving him, and he was too blinded to see it. Now she left him, and he's alone.
Jack: Damn, these hoes aren't loyal.

half-loving by Cryb0 March 17, 2021

Looking wolfie 

Someone who looks scary and hairy, as if turning into a werewolf is looking wolfie!

That mad biker dude was looking wolfie!

Looking wolfie by I, Wreckerrr June 12, 2021

leoing 

to hold something too long. i.e. a marijuana smoking implements.

Dave was "leoing" the bong.

leoing by ws.croatia October 31, 2011

loving 

loving means kind and helpful if someone is loving you might really want to spend time with them

My husband is loving

loving by Noel369 March 27, 2021

Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch 

Southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.

Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?
Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!

Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch by gottaclue October 15, 2004