loosey

a single cigarette that you buy from a store clerk for a minimal price. (rather than buying a whole pack of cigarettes)

i was broke as shit so i bought a loosey from the clerk.

by Adam Gray November 29, 2006

loosey

One loose cigarette from the corner store bought from an a-rab. Generally tucked behind the ear during the time before it is smoked.

I was dying for a cigarette so I went down to the shop and got me a loosey.

by dc kt April 19, 2006

Lynsey

A girl who is pretty but always likes the guys that don't like her (usually likes players). Usually blond. She has a crazy personality but is really sweet. She's the kind of girl who wants a relationship instead of just messing around with someone. Lynseys are commonly theater geeks.

A: Look at that chick over there she's super pretty but kinda crazy

B: Oh that's Lynsey!

by Unknown user 15 January 3, 2011

Destroy Lonley

The greatest rapper to ever touch the ground of our Earth.

girl: have you heard destroy lonleys songs

boy: yes ofc
girl: i wanna fuck you

by ratiokencarson June 5, 2022

Lontey

Lontey is the real, equally retarded, name of Sloth from misfit-galore film 'The Goonies'.

"Lontey love..Chunk..Lontey kiss Chunk.. alot.."
"Mr..Lontey..s-sir! I don't w-wanna kiss you no more!"
"Lontey..love..Chunk!"
"You want a candy bar?! Sir?!"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Yeah, Lontey likes chocolate dontcha?"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Look! I got a Baby Ruth!"
"Auuwwah! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!"
"Mr.Lontey, Sir, your ears are twitching.."
"GUUAGH!" *Lontey dropped his chocolate*
"AAAAH!" *Chunk gets scared incase Lontey kissed him in anger. Much to his surprise, he doesn't.*
"Sir..Lontey..Mister..I d-don't think we should scream no more..kiss me you pissbeast."
"Chooocolaaate.."
*Much nasty Lonteylovechunk ensues*

by Mr.Plasticiiiine July 18, 2003

Lonley

Playing Kahoot by yourself

im Lonley, wait no one is here so i shouldn't be talking anyways, i'm just gonna play Kahoot by my self

by hixavier1009 January 12, 2021

lynsey

women named Lynsey are typically very beautiful with an incredible body and striking bedroom eyes. They are known to be very loveable and caring. Lynseys are envied by other women.

Lynsey has the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen, like the, I could just fall in love with you eyes

by dougypoop February 9, 2010