witchita lineman

A Wichita Lineman is a twist on the classic Cherokee Chinstrap with a gravy chaser. Instead of the woman farting into a jar she strikes a gong with the man's testicles and then claps her hands three times.

She asked for a witchita lineman, that's when I knew I found my soul mate.

by NunayoBidness August 11, 2017

Offensive Lineman

Usually a 6'3 300 pound monster. The offensive lineman usually holds but hits like a truck.

Damn I bet he's a offensive lineman

by I am a lineman August 26, 2019

loneranger

The act of calling rodeo just as you are about to cum, when your friends are waiting to pounce outside the room, and you are masturbating, not having sex with an ugly slut. When they come in to laugh at you, the joke backfires. You laugh at them as they see you masturbating, if your lucky you will gun one of them done with your six shooter.

"The other night Chris called rodeo at a party. We all piled in to the room for a laugh, but it backfired, when he pulled a textbook loneranger and hit Rhys between the eyes."

by rusty g January 2, 2010

lovemando

A person who puts love before all else. One who intends love for everything as the Italaian verb Mandare (to send) suggests. (io mando)

Perhaps foolishly, he did not imagine the strangers meant any harm. After realizing he was lovemando, they did not hurt him.

by Amy Laney March 11, 2007

Wichita Lineman

The act of yanking out a woman's tampon before going down on her.

Billy pulled the old Wichita Lineman before licking her warm cherry pie.

by Tom Davison April 7, 2003

Longman

A longman is typically an individual who chooses to elongate a particular task for the purposes of irritation or general ignorance of surroundings. This keeps with a popular emerging British tradition to add man or similar as a suffix to a regular verb to form a compound word such as 'fuckboy, wasteman, roadman'.

In Lehman's terms a longman is a man/women who takes overly long at any given situation with total disregard for responsibility.

'Longman' Luke: Sup man we still meeting for 9 later?
Jack: We said 7 mate , me and James are already heading to the pub
Luke: Sorry mate Im just chilling at the moment i cant get a lift until later
Jack: Stop being a 'longman' and walk you lazy ball bag

by Onyxspected420 July 14, 2016

The Longman Swallow

1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.

2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.

I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!

She loves The Longman Swallow.

by Poud-Cake March 16, 2010