A self proclaimed libertarian, found on the internet, that doesn't mind the government treading on him. A lolbertarian is typically a paleo-con. Can be abbreviated to lolbert.
Person 1: I am a libertarian
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert
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Very common amongst Gen Z aka Zoomers
Although (seemingly an insult) Lolberals are closer to the True Definition of Liberal then Gen X or Late millennial’s definition of liberal by sheer accident as children tend to rebel against their mother and father
*The subversion of the subverted liberal party
**Prediction this party will lean further right than any other party on the left just to be different without leaving the mob
Very common amongst Gen Z aka Zoomers
Although (seemingly an insult) Lolberals are closer to the True Definition of Liberal then Gen X or Late millennial’s definition of liberal by sheer accident as children tend to rebel against their mother and father
*The subversion of the subverted liberal party
**Prediction this party will lean further right than any other party on the left just to be different without leaving the mob
Look at all those libtards voting against trump in 2020 even though in 2010 Biden was Vice President and represented everything the liberal party despised
But theres hope again with the lolberals
Lolberals? Are you joking? What is that?
The offspring of liberals trolling their parents but are actually closer to being liberalstgan their parents but according to their parents (the libtards)
They seem to lean right just to be different
(If you’re confused reading this then my job explaining liberalism is done)
But theres hope again with the lolberals
Lolberals? Are you joking? What is that?
The offspring of liberals trolling their parents but are actually closer to being liberalstgan their parents but according to their parents (the libtards)
They seem to lean right just to be different
(If you’re confused reading this then my job explaining liberalism is done)
by Dexter Morgano November 30, 2020
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Person 2: where from ?
Person 1: from the vet lol
Person 2: what happened to it ?
Person 1: got it vaccinated lol
Person 2: ..... omg wtf ... lollerthon
Person 2: where from ?
Person 1: from the vet lol
Person 2: what happened to it ?
Person 1: got it vaccinated lol
Person 2: ..... omg wtf ... lollerthon
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