Fort Lonesome is a small ghost town in Hillsborough County. It's a rural, desolate place with a big agricultural base. The people there are proud to work for their own and don't bother others. There are churches there that are small and low key. Great place for old and young country folk.
Dude: I need some quality time in the country.
Dudett: Let's go to Fort Lonesome. It's nice and natural there.
Dude: Sounds great.
Dudett: Let's go to Fort Lonesome. It's nice and natural there.
Dude: Sounds great.
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