LOLINTERNETS

The internet in its entirety, but sarcastically. Encompasses language, lingo, current trends, pornography of all kinds, etc.

Used as a generic response to almost anything.

J: um wtf taht guy just pulled a leeroy

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: zomgwtf dont cilck that its scatporn

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: my brother died in a hurricane :(

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

n00b: 1337 h4x n0ub i p \/\/ /\/ |_| DIAF!!

J: umwtf did he say?

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

by Fnovd October 23, 2006

logitech

The company who made the light-censor mouse I am using for my computer.

Microsoft's light-censor mouse's left-click broke off! Thank God for Logitech.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 2, 2003

logisticize

To work out details or a schedule; to make a plan in detail; to finalize the logistics of an appointment, a meeting or an engagement.

There will be a big crowd at the concert, so we'd better logisticize." "Let's logisticize now, so there's no confusion later."

by Mike the Knife December 2, 2010

logitech

a wicked company, i own logitech mouse, keyboard, speakers, webcam, game pad, headset, and a PS2 and XBOX logitech wireless controller. THEY RULE! See awesome and kickass and or your mom oh.. and i'm from california i live in san diego.. YAHUM

logitech was so good, i wrote a definition about them

by weiner man sr. December 5, 2003

logictify

to beat with superior logic

In a debate it's important to out logictify your opponents.

by tsquared22 January 24, 2011

Logistology

The science, study and application of the art of movement and men and materials on land, marine and air environments.

Practioners of the art are refered to as 'Logistologists'.

- Dude, where the fark did all those crates and boxes go?

- I dunno, go ask the logistologist. He's the bomb diggity of logistology, logistics and dispatch.

by Rig Ninja June 7, 2011

writing login pages

Originally written by Jonathan Coulton in his 2005 song "Code Monkey", Writing Login Pages is a euphemism for the monotony of computer programming and software engineering work. Thousands of STEM students will find themselves in soulless jobs where they will never complete a more challenging task than a traditionally simple thing like writing a login page.

I spent $80,000 on a degree that I thought would bring in good money doing something I'm passionate about. Instead I'm writing login pages.

by my name is not billy December 29, 2020