When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.
I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.
Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.
Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.
by Biggenlover69 October 8, 2014
Get the Kentucky log splitter mug.When performing the act of anal sex the female defecates upon the males penis, and in doing so splitting the feces into two pieces.
by Jay slough April 19, 2010
Get the Canadian Log Splitter mug.When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.
by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017
Get the alaskan log splitter mug.by zeke18 June 21, 2006
Get the texas log splitter mug.When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!
Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.
by maples123 May 9, 2009
Get the German Log Splitter mug.I bet if I put some fucked up bullshit on UD and name it a Kentucky log splitter, it will get lots of likes from other basement dwellers.
by ImanAzol December 22, 2016
Get the Kentucky log splitter mug.A sexual practice performed by coating your hands in lube, placing them together with palms touching and fingers straight, then inserting them into a women’s vagina. Then pushing your erect penis between your palms mimicking a log splitter.
by GreasedThndrPig June 12, 2023
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