fake-lifter

1. (noun) A person who pretends to display physical excertion amongst a group that is carrying a large heavy object, where in reality that person is not contributing to the collective strength at all.

1. Nobody passed Smitty a beer after we moved the piano because everyone knew he was just a fake-lifter.

by Mickey Nation January 7, 2007

social lifter

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time in the gym in order to meet new people, catch up with friends, and fill up his spank bank. Though difficult to identify, this person will perform only one set of an exercise, stand up to stretch, and walk around the gym looking for someone to hit up.

James: I wish that tard would stop bogarting the flat bench.

Kevin: Don't worry, he's just a social lifter. I'll chat him up, you steal the bench.

by Tuck Rollinsmith April 23, 2008

Lefteris

A word used to describe Total and Complete Perfection

You are so Perfect like Lefteris

by Zavarakatranemias February 7, 2010

buffalo lottery

Filing a fake/scam disability claim, so you can avoid having a job, and instead live easy off the hard work of others.

Oh great, I see Norma won the Buffalo Lottery and gets to stay home and watch TV all day, while I have to work a 40-hour week and pay taxes.

by KattyGirl101 August 23, 2020

Ego lifter

Typically, of the male persuasion. This type of gym goer will usually overload with weight when lifting. They are usually the biggest noise makers, and command an audience, because they have to slam weight around because they are overcompensation for otger physical inadequacies(small hands, feet, or dick size).

I had to leave the room because of all the noise that Ego Lifter is making.

by Luckluckyluckford August 13, 2018

Leg-Lifter

A massive fart. So named because you must lift up one of your legs to properly release the pressure.

Guy1: "Where did you go?"

Guy2: "I went into the bathroom to release a massive leg-lifter"

Guy1: "Good thing you went into the other room"

by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010

redneck lottery

someone who wins money from some sort of law suit. Typically because they or someone else was injured

Jack just won the redneck lottery after the car hit him, just enough to buy a case of beer

by lucynogo October 21, 2006