The Croatian Loofah is when you have a 'preferably' girl bent over fucking her doggy style. You pull out and cum all over her back, then use one of your dirty crusty white gym socks to wipe the cum all over her back; effectively exfoliating her skin
Oh man- I totally Croatian loofah'd this girl last night- smelled like pineapple and staph infection
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