Lobster

to grab something

Hey bra, can you lobster me that beer?

by Timmy Dubs October 2, 2008

Lobster

A cute skinny girl with an abnormally large and out of proportion rear end. She is petite everywhere else except for her large attractive ass. Often pronounced "Lobstah" in new england areas.

Juan: Aww man you see that lobstah over there.

Gregg: That cute girl with the big ass?

Juan: Yeah she's a lobster. All her meat is in her tail.

by Gjack007 May 22, 2009

Lobster

When a man is performing oral sex on a email while simultaneously pinching her nipples. Immitating the gestures of a lobster.

Dude, I pulled the lobster on her and she loved it.

by The Lobster February 14, 2015

Lobster

A seafood delicacy. Also referred to as a Nephropidae. Red. VERY RED. Frequently found in the mid canterbury area - especially in the heat of summer.

"Bro, I just saw a massive Lobster down the main street!"

"That dude needs some Baby Faces and Tender Places ASAP"

by Lobster_lover March 2, 2011

Lobster

The itch you get from an expensive whore.

Man: "Damn bitch! You got crabs or somethin'!?"
Whore: "You think I'm that cheap!? Nah, it's lobster"

by OffendedByTheFrosting! July 26, 2009

Lobster

Term used to explain any lonely, friendless person who sits in the lobby of a building waiting to meet and hopefully make friends with another lobster or any other random person. Most commonly but not limited to dorm buildings at colleges.

De'andre has been sitting in the lobby for hours! What a Lobster.

by QUICKYQUICKY123 October 6, 2011

Lobster

The act of getting it in the ever elusive female butthole... It's buttsex

Dan "How was she last night brah?"

Justin "She was great, I got lobster!"

Everyone "woo! Woo"

by RD lobsterman November 8, 2012