Llama digz 

1. Phrase for when you are claiming something for your own. Substitute for "dibs" or "bags i"
When saying llama digs, you must spit loudly and wetly upon the item you wish to claim, otherwise it doesn't count and the item is fair game

2. The philosophical study that the large camelid known as the llama is smart enough to dig holes in the ground using iron shovels. Nobody can prove why llamas may or may not do this. The best any philosopher has come up with is simply because they are smart enough to do so, and therefore because they can.

Human 1. I might like to eat this last serve of nachos

Human 2. Llama digz!
*Human 2 spits as required upon the nachos*

Llama digz by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

llama drama 

Pre-bedtime drama carried out by a toddler or preschooler who is seeking any and all excuses to stay awake. Inspired by the children's bedtime story "Llama Llama Red Pajama".

I can't watch American Idol right now - Madison won't go to sleep. It's llama drama time.

llama drama by aspeth_ January 28, 2012

Llama Daddy 

A guy who demonstrates exceptional abilities in the art of giving a girl oral sex (see Llamas).

This title is only earned after receiving numerous compliments on their Llama-giving abilities.

"Mmm...baby you gave me the best Llama ever before you left. You're my Llama Daddy!"

"Girl, put yo' pants back on! I ain't yo' Llama Daddy!"

"Sorry, I'm already someone else's Llama Daddy. :/"

Llama Daddy by Cotton Hoe's Llama Daddy February 4, 2010

Llama dust

Cocaine

“Big C dog is jacked on llama dust”

Llama dust by Mentallyretardedfish January 30, 2026

Llama Drama

When unfulfilled by a lack of attention or validation occurs, the person acts out in vile and sinister ways, often by making outlandish accusations, bizarre claims of conspiracies them or spreading wildly inappropriate and inaccurate truths about the target of the validation seeking. Has a total disregard for social norms or personal boundaries., the person seems to completely believe their claims, will never accept factual evidence that counter the claims and is incapable of self reflection or accountability in any way. Should come with a warning label.

Derives the Latin word, Dramas Alanis, meaning boredom created in the absence of love or attention.

“The man ignored the woman, she was tremendously angered she didn’t get her way and then incited Llama drama spitefully for the attention gave her the same sense of satisfaction”

Llama Drama by Malignantniceisist March 18, 2026

Llama llama ding dong 

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

Llama llama ding dong by Lez big August 31, 2020

Llama llama ding dong 

When you jerk someone off with your third and fourth digits touching your thumb (first digit), and extending your second and fifth digits outward. It creates the head of a llama but not a compelling hand job.

Friend: Have you talked to Patrick?

Me: Not since I tried the llama llama ding dong on him.

Llama llama ding dong by dodgeystyle June 19, 2022