listake

A mistaken assumption that you know what a person was going to say next thus hearing exactly what you wanted to hear when they do say something.

Psych on phone with Patient: 'Oh, so you're hearing voices right now!'
Pat: 'No you idiot, I said I have another phone call I have to take.'
Psych: 'Oh! My listake!'
Pat: 'Listake? WTF does that mean? That's not a word.'
Psych: 'Oh, I had just expected you to start hearing voices already. My listake.'
Pat: 'Are you saying 'mistake' or 'listake'?'
Psych: 'Which one did you *want* me to say?'
Pat: '...'

by leftiger March 16, 2019

listmates

fellow members of an email list serve

When posting something on a members only listserv, I address the members as listmates.

by EddieA June 3, 2019

listai

Ur name is Alistair and ur trying the tik tok trend remove the first and last letter of your name lets see how cool is ur new name :>

If ur name Alistair this is ur alternative name

by Mikaela :> May 23, 2021

listuanlick

To confirm, or agree, assurence.

" I will eat my cereal out of the bottom, of your fucking skull, Li'stuanlick?"

by John C. July 1, 2005

Listalo

One who is a Juggalo and also an avid player of Morton's List.

There is a Ninja sitting in a coffee shop playing Morton's List; two Juggalos walk by and say, sup Listalo?

by N. B. February 25, 2005

Listationalism

When someone tries to sell you on their ideas of organizational skills and Just wont leave you alone. But you find that they actually dont really use those ideas themselves.

How about putting all those items on a list so you dont forget tomorrow. Tomorrow comes and you confront the suggestee to pull out their list to find they dont have one and forgot their own stuff.

Man your suffer from Listationalism. You can put it to rest!

by Madharver November 30, 2010

listman

This would usually be a last name of a family that is kind, but has big feet and lots of gas. This family is funny and close with each other, and might contain an 'ogre' of a person. If this is the name of a person, that is would be of a boy.

person: oh! look at that ogre! who is that?
other person: it must be a Listman!

by omg lala June 4, 2016