Last name meaning "Little Tree" in some lost language.. Also a family that lives in Wisconsin, and is known for partying
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Get the Linskens mug.A stereotypical name for Ashkenazi, fair-skinned, Jewish women who tends to live in warm-weather states.
Linseys are yolo believers. In fact, they even say "yolo" quite often right before they are about to do something risky. And Linseys are BIG risk takers so they say it a lot. A Linsey is a shy, private and guarded person, so much so that she can seem unapproachable to a suitor at a nightclub; however, you give a Linsey an Aperol Spritz or two, and you could be making out at the bar by night's end. This is one of the few times a Linsey will make the first move.
Linseys are loyal af, but if you do them wrong, you eventually become a Felicia. Linseys also like to be pampered and are oft seen with bougie dogs that draw attention for their cuteness. Other characteristics include (but are not limited to):
Free-spirit daters--no rules.
Owning lots of white things. Pants, couches, dogs, carpets, countertops, etc.
They are very social beings; you cannot quarantine a Linsey, no matter the pandemic.
A linsey likes a bargain. Most have a Costco membership.
Styling is classy casual with a heavy concentration of white denim, chambray and black.
You will never see a Linsey in Chevy. Ever.
It's rare to see a dark-haired Linsey. Most are naturally or unnaturally blonde.
Linseys are yolo believers. In fact, they even say "yolo" quite often right before they are about to do something risky. And Linseys are BIG risk takers so they say it a lot. A Linsey is a shy, private and guarded person, so much so that she can seem unapproachable to a suitor at a nightclub; however, you give a Linsey an Aperol Spritz or two, and you could be making out at the bar by night's end. This is one of the few times a Linsey will make the first move.
Linseys are loyal af, but if you do them wrong, you eventually become a Felicia. Linseys also like to be pampered and are oft seen with bougie dogs that draw attention for their cuteness. Other characteristics include (but are not limited to):
Free-spirit daters--no rules.
Owning lots of white things. Pants, couches, dogs, carpets, countertops, etc.
They are very social beings; you cannot quarantine a Linsey, no matter the pandemic.
A linsey likes a bargain. Most have a Costco membership.
Styling is classy casual with a heavy concentration of white denim, chambray and black.
You will never see a Linsey in Chevy. Ever.
It's rare to see a dark-haired Linsey. Most are naturally or unnaturally blonde.
Girl A: (shows pic) So I got a date with this chick from Ok Cupid. Was thinking about taking her to Cheesecake Factory.
Girl B: (looks at pic): Dude, she's a Linsey. Do not take her there.
Girl A: ok. Hey can I borrow a hundred dollars? I'll pay ya back.
Girl Friend A: Yeah went out with this chick last night. It was so good.
Girl Friend B: Nice. She hot?
Girl Friend A: Um yes. She's a total Linsey. We made plans for the rest of the week.
Girl B: (looks at pic): Dude, she's a Linsey. Do not take her there.
Girl A: ok. Hey can I borrow a hundred dollars? I'll pay ya back.
Girl Friend A: Yeah went out with this chick last night. It was so good.
Girl Friend B: Nice. She hot?
Girl Friend A: Um yes. She's a total Linsey. We made plans for the rest of the week.
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Get the Lindsee mug.the prettiest most awesome fucking person there is... a Linsey cant make friends without them having a crush or falling in love with her. Sometimes people get jealous because her gorgeous features and hot figure. Linsey's are usually petite and with big eyes the prettiest face and nose and lips and hair and soul. Linsey makes people question their sexuality. she can have anyone she wants. shes everyone elses crush but her crushes are usually fictional (she may even reality shift there for them but thats another story). Shes what you would call a "popular loner". everyone wants to know her but she's just thinking about what wattpad shes gonna read next! she also likes jewlry. did i mention she was breathtakingly gorgeous? If you have a Linsey in your life dont fuck it up because shes sweet but if you get on her bad side she will turn into Regina George and become your worst fucking nightmare and have the ones you thought were your friends turn on you because they are scared of having the same fate as you. OH and wherever she goes shes the baddest in the room and gets lots of compliments.
(Btw my insta is dont_flush_coke its a new account i forgot my old one👁️👁️)
(Btw my insta is dont_flush_coke its a new account i forgot my old one👁️👁️)
person 1:(texting) Bro i see the hottest chick at the airport right now!! I cant take my eyes off of her. should i get her number? she has the genetic lottery!
person 2: (texting) ah..i know this marvelous being you are speaking of... YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF LINSEY
person 2: (texting) ah..i know this marvelous being you are speaking of... YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF LINSEY
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Get the Lisee mug.linkeeper is a girl typaclly named lindsay she is so hilaroius and you will def have fun with her. she is athletic a total girl boss on beast mode, pretty basic style but a 1 in a million personility. she is really pretty and has nice freckles. she is pretty good at school and gets good grades without even trying, and a total fake blonde that got dumb blonde traits.
baseem: omg lindsay (linkeeper) is so amazing
linkeeper's friend: ikr you should date her
baseem:i should.
linkeeper's friend: ikr you should date her
baseem:i should.
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