Jeremy Linders

A very muscular man who can bench 6000 squat 7000 and deadlift 40150579q8579357

Jeremy Linders is so sexy

by jfrdr April 28, 2023

Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....

"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there

by plus-size albert November 22, 2020

Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in Agoura Hills, CA. AKA: The place where the survivors of Sumac, and other surrounding elementary schools, go to loose their innocence once and for all before they're shipped off to Agoura High. It's mascot is the cougar, it has a "pep squad", (which is basically a bunch of underage girls dancing to whiny pop music), and has a prominent skating culture, if you can call it that. Students act with impunity. What I mean about that is that in this school you can throw water at a teacher, get ARRESTED that afternoon, and be in class the next day. The teachers tend to be cool, but the administration is THE WORST. The Lady who was the principle of the school was such an authoritarian, that she was TRANSFERED because she just did not do her job correctly. But hey! It's a blue-ribbon school so it's great!

"Lindero Canyon Middle school is SO fun" -nerdy girl

by plus-size albert December 17, 2020

sex linker

A sex linker is a person that links often for sexual related activities. A sec linker often is starving for attention or to feel good about themselves.

Friend: “Kahala is such a sex linker!”
You: “Yeah she’s always sought attention”

by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ March 13, 2022

sister liner

When your eye liner isn't identical on both sides so it's like the lines are sisters, rather than twins as they should be.

"We all have to put up with sister liner sometimes, they can't always be twins youknowwhatimsaying" said the annoying YouTube beauty guru.

by LawSuitUp March 12, 2016

sweatshirt liner

a shirt you own but only ever wear under a sweatshirt because you wouldn't want to be caught dead wearing it. every time you see it, you question why you even own it.

I bought that meme shirt at Hot Topic a year ago but it only ever comes out of my dresser in the winter. It's just another sweatshirt liner at this point.

by hashtag_hashtag September 27, 2020

Sigma Van Der Linde

KILL YOURSELF SO THAT YOUR ENEMIES DONT HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF DOING SO.
KILL INNOCENT WOMEN

KILL YOUR OLD FRIEND FOR SPORT
MURDER DEFENSELESS POLICE OFFICERS.
#PLANILLIONARIEMINDSET #SIGMA #SIGMAMALE #PLAN

Dutch: I am a sigma male, john. Sigma Van Der Linde.
John: what, dutch?
Dutch: you are just a beta and a coward, john.
John: *cocks revolver*
Dutch: *jumps off cliff sigma-ly*

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS December 5, 2021