Limpbeat Dad

A father who provides inadequate support and then wants to be praised, despite his ample shortcomings. This leaves everyone involved frustrated, annoyed, and unsatisfied.

Andres wanted everyone to think he was a good dad, but he only supported his kids enough to be considered a limpbeat dad.

by Birthday month January 31, 2020

Limpet Whore

A name given to a girl who is your boyfriends 'best friend' who seems to be constantly attached to them 24/7 making it increasingly difficult to get any time alone together.

OR

Always seems to attach herself to ANY guy you end up liking.

Friend 1: "Hey girl, who you liking at the moment?"

Friend 2: "I Like Charlie, but THAT girl is always around him..."

Friend 1: "Uhhhh... what a Limpet Whore!"

by Lilac_Cat November 14, 2009

Limpeklimpe

General term for a lead moderator.

Wow, that Limpeklimpe is doing a really good job moderating!

by DaCuteRaccoon June 12, 2021

limble

A combination of limber and nimble that denotes someone who is both quick and light in motion and posses a supple and resilient quality.

PJ: Hey, I'm pretty limble
Jen: Dumbass

by stoltini January 7, 2009

liplez

A lipstick lesbian.

Mm-mm, Jo-anne. Look at Mary, all decked out in makeup like she all Beyonce 'n shit, tongue-kissing Cindy. If that ain't a liplez, I don't know what is.

by gregjockca October 16, 2011

liopleuradon

A magical dinosaur which can show you the way.

A magical liopleuradon! It has shown us the way!

by Neil Clark January 30, 2007

limpen

to make one's penis go limp; to lose an erection

My girlfriend and I were having sex and she farted and then I was limpened instantly.

I was enjoying some porno the other day when my mom called me...needless to say it was enough to limpen me.

by mrselfdestruct August 7, 2007