head limes

When you put a HEADLIME in the tip of your dick. Then you use it to squeeze every last drop of liquid from a lime wedge into your urethra. This is typically followed by a Cleveland Steamer.

Dude 1: Dude, I fucking HEAD LIMED my pisser so hard Last night!
Dude 2: Holy shit, I wish my girlfriend let me do that.
Dude 1: Head limes are so sexy!

by bananananananananananna January 14, 2019

limey

An insulting term used to describe the English

Those limey bastards burned the whitehouse down in 1812!

by Christopher LaRock July 27, 2003

Limeylicious

Something that is delicious and sour. (Limey)

"My piss is limeylicious!"

"Orbit Lemon & Lime gum is limeylicious!"

by Andy_D6 July 26, 2009

limey bastard

An insult from an American railed at a British person for often trivial matters such as not conforming to their spellings, such as "colour/color". This is done without taking into consideration that the American spelling is just a regional variation, and that the British can't be incorrect because it is the land where the English language was conceived and the first people to speak it.

"You limey bastards can't spell color right!"

by TimFS October 24, 2004

three limes deep

while cocktailing at home and using the same glass, you accumulate limes as the night goes on. After the third cocktail, or when you see you have three limes in your glass, you feel a good buzz.

I was about three limes deep when the stripper showed up.

by giddyupletsgo July 28, 2010

Limey

Having lived in both Great Britain and in the United States, AND being educated reasonabley well, I believe that the word Limey is best defined as simply a slang term to refer to British citizens. As for all the slush slinging between anti-americans and anti-brits: I find both nations have in common the general hatred by much of the rest of the world, primarily because each nation has poked it's unwanted nose into other peoples' business around the globe at various times past and present. Its a mite silly for eithers citizens to chastise the other. Personally, I like both nations alot, AND find both to contain a liberal helping of poop-heads as well.

Brits,Limeys,Yanks,Wankers,Fellow victims of our own Egos.

by American Historian April 15, 2006

limey bastard

A stuck up resident of the sewer known as England who lack any sense of humor and take themselves as seriously as the French when an American decides to make fun of them. usually caused by their lack of sunlight and tasteless, nauseating diet.

Fuck off if you cant take a joke, you miserable snaggletoothed limey bastard.

by The Elf July 11, 2006