Lifehack

A science-fiction novel about nanomachines being used to create a zombie outbreak.

The protagonist is a lesbian who falls for a girl who is straight.

Not focused heavily on horror, Lifehack is heavily character driven.

Lifehack is written by Joseph Picard, and can be found on Amazon, smashwords, ozero.ca, and probably a bunch of other sites.

by Ozero November 3, 2011

Lifejacket

One who thinks he's good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn't eat their ass.

Whose up next?
Oh you know, Lifejacket.
Oh fuck, not again!

by Lifejacket May 5, 2006

lifehack

Someone who does not know how to live well. A person who never gets the big picture.Someone who dwells on unimportant things.

I was talking to fran about the big questions of life, and all the sudden dick walks up and pops off with,"so are we gunna order some pizza or what?" What a lifehack!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Lifelacker

Somebody who is not good at anything. No skills or usefulness. Waste of air. Waste of gods creation

That kid who sucks at everything is a fucking lifelacker

by Mikey Roe wit the droo December 11, 2010

lifejacked

Deformation of character, finances, reputation, family, work and friends. Can be self inflicted or an attack and it's your total sphere of identity theft both digital and real life. by going off the rails or put upon you by trolls, solicitors, courts, enemies or directed advertising.

I just got totally lifejacked in my divorce by my wife!/lover!

by GeorgeBoyGB November 2, 2017

Kalles Lifehack

When you consume the most potent alcohol available to free up a spot at a Bar that has reached maximum capacity of people.

"Oh, you're already out from the bar?"

"Kalles Lifehack baby, now in with you and enjoy a cold one."

by Budhunter March 27, 2025