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I suck at life

I'm bad at everything.
Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."
by thisKid December 5, 2005
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you suck at life

-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong
BamBam: 2 plus 2 is 5 right?
Ryan: No...Dude you suck at life
by Nicole February 15, 2004
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suck at life

1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society or any attempts at talent.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
1. Goth: I suck at life i think ima cut myself.
2. Kid 1: I lost our group science project when i was buying crack.
Kid 2: Damn it! You suck at life.
by stupid May 30, 2004
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Suck at life

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
by Jeff October 26, 2004
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you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.
"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"
by mackadilly June 4, 2008
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suck at life

n. To be completely without people skills

n. Totally lacking in every single aspect of life.

n. Completely oblivious to the actions, thoughts, and behavior of others as well as themselves.
Despite his best intentions, Travis has always sucked at life.

He has always held a certain propensity to suck at life, despite his best intentions.
by tledd December 28, 2005
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suck at life

1. to have horrible skills for the US board game called "Life"; to never win in the US board game called "Life"
3. to choke every time one tries to eat or to be allergic to the US based breakfast cereal "Life"
1. I suck at life, even my 7 year old sister beats me.
2. Person 1: What do you want for breakfast?
Person 2: What have you got?
Person 1: Eggs or Life cereal.
Person 2: Eggs, definately. I suck at Life.
by Locus April 8, 2007
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