D Lector

An EXCEPTIONAL rapper from Connecticut. He raps about the following: depression, weed, struggles, life, real shit. He owns a recording studio in Stratford, CT. Some mixtapes he has are Growing Pains, Pipe Dreams, Danimal Rising, Silence the Lames, etc. Dr. Lector has worked with artists such as Chris Webby, Nikki Fresh, Daniel Zavaro, Timbuck, Ryan Z., Billy Beats, Jitta On The Track, Megan Aviles, etc. He currently has a wife and a newborn son. He strongly appreciates and interacts with his few thousand fans (called Maniacs, or Ladiacs-for females). I suggest you follow him on twitter and check out his music. He will not disappoint. @DLector

"I'm sick of being picked on, I'm tired of being treated poorly, sometimes I wish you fucking people would ignore me. I get it, I don't fit in. I haven't since the beginning. Imagine, imagine, imagine what I could have been if I applied myself, never did though." -Switch Shoes feat. Megan Aviles (On the mixtape "Growing Pains") by D Lector

by whatsadfjlka February 13, 2013

cover letter

usually a letter that accompanies your resume. It's normally about half a page and that half a page can make or break your chances of getting the job. It's a pain in the ass and no one ever really knows what to put in those few paragraphs and chances are, you're going to screw it up.

Mr. Smith would like you to send your resume with a cover letter to the business for an interview.

by Sarahjoe July 16, 2007

Down to the letter

To the end, or to a full degree.

They do their job down to the letter.

by Conservative21 July 12, 2010

French Letter

Slang for a condom.
Also something Till Lindeman likes to fuck without

I like to fuuuuck, but no french letter

by Soggy Notes April 19, 2021

Leftoid

Someone who leans left on the political spectrum and is exceptionally stupid, dishonest, or both.

“Leftoids are so delusional they believe Trump is a facist. ”

by nogomonke February 5, 2021

Leetoner

Always fucks up.
Everything he touches turns to shit.
Is usually stoned.
He has a medically diagnosed micro penis.
A complete bell end.

He's fucked up again, he's done a Leetoner.

by Gundi Gumnut October 15, 2015

Three-letter Agencies

Three Letter Agencies are a general category of "spook" agencies, which defend America, but generally act mysteriously. A knock on the door at any hour from any of them should make you want to run for the back door or jump out the nearest window, except it won't help since they're already watching it.

Some are likely to make you disappear. Some may just want to question you. Some, you'll never know about, but they're already watching you. It doesn't matter that you may not have heard of some of them, they already know who you are, who you've dated, and what you ate for breakfast.

ATF - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives

CIA - Central Intelligence Agency
DEA - Drug Enforcement Agency
DHS - Department of Homeland Security
DIA - Defense Intelligence Agency
DOD - Department of Defense
DOE - Department of Energy (yes, them too)
FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation
INR - Bureau of Intelligence and Research
ISR - Air Force Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Agency
NRO - National Reconnaissance Office
NGA - National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
NSA - National Security Agency
ONI - Office of Naval Intelligence
TFI - Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence

USSS (United States Secret Service) falls into this category, even though it has 4 letter in its acronym.

{Phone Rings}

Friend 1) Hey, how's it going

Friend 2) Ok, but there's a black van parked in front of my

house. I think it's a three-letter agency and {static}{click}

Friend 1) Hello? Hello? What would one of the three-letter agencies want with you?

Friend 2 is never heard from again.

by JWSmythe June 4, 2009