lemon test

An old coach of mine told me that if I was ever worried that a girl I was with had STDs, to take a lemon wedge and slide it in THERE. If she screams, she's got an STD.

It was, by far, the absolute dumbest piece of advice anyone's given me. But it's still pretty funny. Even funnier since he got fired a year later for hitting on a chick who was his babysitter.

... that would make for a sour puss

by Thanatos March 31, 2005

Lemon Tea

The art of urinating in a females mouth and thereafter dipping your ballsack into the mouth. Possibly to cure a minor illness e.g the flu.

Gerry: Man, my girlfriends had such a bad case of flu recently, it sucks man.

Bernado: Judith? Ahhh man, just give her the old lemon tea, clear that illness up in no time.

Gerry: Oh yeah, awesome, thanks Benardo man.

by brfczander November 12, 2010

lemon tart

cockney rhyming slang for smart

just cos you hit puberty that doesn't make you lemon tart

by apositivenuisance August 14, 2009

Lemon tree

Used to call a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Lemon tree is a sunshine among trees.

I love you, you're my lemon tree!

by H.s.a. September 27, 2020

Lemon Technique

lemon technique
A sexual act which involves a split lemon with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the lemon up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.

Last night I gave my man the lemon technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!

by Hi pedestr July 5, 2021

lemon test

To test a woman you just met for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide a freshly cut lemon wedge across her coochie. If she screams, she has some funk.

She kicked me out of bed when I slipped her the lemon test.

by etymxris March 31, 2005

Lemon test

The process of checking to see if the girl you are about to get it on with has any STDs (open sores). While making out, secretly apply some lemon juice to your fingers (you don't actually use a lemon wedge morons) and then rub/insert said fingers into her "warm and fuzzy area". If she begins to scream, cringe, or show pain in any way chances are she has open sores and most likely an STD.

When Jojo was making out with Becky he secretly dabbed his fingers in some lemon juice and gave her the lemon test. When she started to complain about it burning he knew she had the funk!

by Firesole03 December 11, 2011