The London Lemur

When you’re in the downward dog yoga pose with a British man, after having eaten garlic noodles and crabs, and said British man climbs on top of you.

“I was trying to workout in this yoga studio last night, and some rando gave me the London Lemur!

by Shagaelik April 8, 2019

lemur

The coolest animal alive; can also be used repeativly to annoy someone. Also feels weird to say.

Dude, the other day; that one chick just couldn't shut up. She just kept saying "Lemur Lemur Lemur Lemur Lemur" over and over

by Sammeh the lemur November 17, 2006

Lemurrific

-Lemur-rific-
Something that fantastically depicts lemurs in any noticeable way, shape, or form. (positively or negatively)

1. That photo of Madagascar is simply lemurrific! (referring to actual lemurs)
2. Ick.. Take a bath, dude, you smell lemurrific. (referring to smell)
3. The colors on that painting are lemurrific! (referring to color)

by Lince July 8, 2009

lemurs

only the greatest animal that ever existed

A. Hey aren't lemurs awesome?
B. Yes, I'm gonna get a pet one and name it little Slow Rider.

by Shannon6 November 23, 2007

lemuring

While attending large events, it describes the action of someone who joins a group conversation only to stare like a lemur while remaining awkwardly silent.

Person 1: "I've had it with this onslaught of people who can't have a normal conversation. I'm saying they enter the group, say their name, and literally stare at me while the rest of us try to converse like a bug eyed lemur didn't just sit on someone's shoulder."
Person 2: "Wow, that sound like some pretty extreme lemuring."

by vividvoid June 20, 2023

Lemur Man

A halucination brought on by the use of psychedelic drugs. Tends to be seen riding on peoples shoulders, without the knowledge of the person being ridden. Usually seen doing sexual acts into the ear.

I was sitting there in class, trippin out on shrooms. I looked over at my friend, and lo and behold there was lemur man, fucking his ear.

by Kris Flua October 9, 2007

thumping the lemur

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?

by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy August 3, 2008